The Gummy Bear Story
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As far back as our university life goes, there has been a legend that has been talked about all over town. That of the gummy bears. Whoever was involved keeps thier identity a secret but this legend is infamous in its humour. Have you heard about the gummy bear hostage?


The story begins late one friday night in september....the setting, unlike many legends is believed to be in a house at the top of a dark hill....

  The time has come to reveal the tale of the Gummy Bears...

So it was the night of 'Seven Days Later' the celebration of erm... being in Aber for 7 days and after we were very surprised by Miss Sinead Quinn (also known as 'some bird from fame acadamy') and may I even say impressed as she played a great cover of 'Weak' by Skunk Anansie' and 'You Oughta Know' by Miss Morrisette....... and then we were thoroughly disappointed by That Boring Bastard From Big Brother (a.k.a Jon Tickle) so we were home and we were drunk and we were sat round the table and we were rather peckish. Then someone, who shall remain nameless for legal reasons, had the great idea of eating Megan's Starmix. And as it goes with Starmix, all of the hearts and eggs were eaten, and the cola bottles and even the rings until we were left with *dramatic pause* the gummy bears. And then someone else, (who we shall from this day onwards call 'the great comedy genius' purely for legal reasons of course) came up with the fantastic idea that was slowly unravelled to the rest of the unsuspecting house. And that is how the randsom note was born. And then stuck on Megan's door. Unfortunately, soon after this the rest of the house became boring bastards. Therefore we are left looking longingly over the road to the 'fun house' who stay up as late as us and even have the same great ideas as us, such as doing their laundry at silly times in the morning. *sighs*


The ransom note.

 

 


 

 

 


 



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